Wait. A few clothes on the ground?
The dog treats clothes on the ground as a gift from the very heavens!
TAMARA'S NEW T-SHIRT!
6) Guilt from the things I had screamed and cursed in my anger; and the way I had behaved for the few minutes prior to this new phase (including yelling at my husband, telling him that it's all his fault because he wanted the f*%*^#g dog)